i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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