You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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