their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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