my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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