It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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