woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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