just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
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