i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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