I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
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