My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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