And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Randomize
