I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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