They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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