Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
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