"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
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