Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
The uberlube is also flammable
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Drunk is a universal language darling
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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