And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
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