Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
only if we run a train.
done.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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