seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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