So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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