I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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