Your face is a jimmy john
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
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