Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
if i died would you start the facebook group?
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
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