p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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