Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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