I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
They have beer where we have blood.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
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