we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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