I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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