nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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