Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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