did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
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