Did you just see the Batmobile???
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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