Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
