She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i barfeds in our rink
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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