Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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