Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I just found puke in my bra..
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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