she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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