Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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