We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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