you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
There's always time for handjobs
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Randomize
