I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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