bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
accomplished twins. life is a go
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
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