oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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