My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
Randomize
