If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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