My nipple is on Facebook.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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