So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
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