I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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