Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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