He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
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