Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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