He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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