Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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