Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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